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FROM THE

BUSH ERA

Dogs and cats, when they know they need to throw up, will eat some grass. This upsets their stomachs and makes it easy for them to clean their system. If you ever feel nauseous and are thinking it might be good to go ahead and vomit and get it over with, then here's a thought that should do the trick.

The following article was written during the pit of George Bush’s popularity, and the war wasn’t going all that great. This was when he was telling us all “It’s hard work!” and “We don’t want to send mixed signals”.  Also when the rehearsed interviews with soldiers in Iraq.

Our esteemed leader, president bush, has declared May 1 to be Loyalty Day. Here's an excerpt from the proclamation:

"Our Nation is blessed and bound together by a creed of freedom and equality that is entrusted to all Americans. Preserving the ideals of our founding requires the service and sacrifice of every generation, and on Loyalty Day, we celebrate the gift of liberty and remember our own obligation to this great Nation."

"Loyalty Day is also a time for us to reflect on our responsibilities to our country as we work to show the world the meaning and promise of liberty. .... . By making a commitment to be good citizens, flying the American flag, or taking the time to learn about our Nation's history, we show our gratitude for the blessings of freedom."

Feel free to throw up at any time. It is your obligation and responsibility.